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There is a special border, the border between art and life that often shifts deceptively. Yet, without this border, there is no art.
In the process of being produced, art borrows material from life,and the traces of life still shine through the completed work of art.
But, at the same time, the distance from life is the essence, the substance of art. And, yet, life has still left its traces.
The more scarred the work of art is by the battles waged on the borders between art and life, the more interesting it becomes.


Where The Elements & Principles Of Art & Design DON'T APPLY!

Bad Art is, according to the Museum of Bad Art in Dedham, Massachusetts,
"Art that is created with the best of intentions, but gone horribly wrong."
Of all types of true creative art, Bad Art is the only type that erupts from
the very soul of its creator, and is translated within that person's mind's-eye
into a series of photoelectric impulses that direct the arm and the eye to work
in such a way that the result is not only invigorating to him,
but also invariably discognitive[sic] to the casual observer.

Unlike commercially-produced "assembly line" art, Genuine Bad Art cannot be created on purpose.
The painter who sets out to create Bad Art isn’t creating that at all, because what they create is silly and glib.
Real Bad Art springs forth with a sense of hope, one that defiantly states:
“I commit my soul to this creation, one that will make the world weep.”

"Still Life with Snoutless Dog", original art by the noted painter "Unknown" from his still life period.
Note: The propeller like object under the table?

Detail from Still Life with Snoutless Dog.
For God's sake people, the dog has no snout, & the tail is growing out of his back leg.

What's not to love about this picture!?!

In essence, Bad Art requires that several circumstances come together at once in an almost cathartic moment of epiphany.

What possesses people to paint this stuff?!?

    The creation must have sincerity behind its creation;
    The creator must be driven by the desire to create, rather than the desire to inflict suffering;
    The creation must completely engross its creator, who therefore has no time to think about perspective, technique, or color;
    The creation must depict a subject that will possess its creator, robbing them of all sense and sensibility during the process of creation; and
    Ultimately, despite the best of intentions, the creation must utterly and completely fail to have its desired effect when viewed by anyone other than the “artiste.”

Who Decides What's Bad and What Isn't?

"Oodles the three legged poodle contemplates life as a game of chance into which a pair of giant blue balls must fall"
In Bad Art, every dog has three legs, giant blue balls and wears a fur bra. (On loan from Ohio Bad Art Museum)

Who indeed? You do, and I do, and your mom does too — and you’re damn right it's subjective!

For hundreds of years, the art establishment has been paying tribute to “whomever” they think to be great artists, and “whichever” they consider to be Great Works of Art. And all the while, they have been looking down their pasty-white effete noses at anyone who doesn’t amuse them, or anyone who doesn’t kowtow to their collective aesthetic whims. So what if the painting that matches the sofa isn’t a great piece of art? Love that painting by being honest saying, “Jesus H. Christ, that sure is Bad Art!” — as if the fact that it brings out the sofa's orange like nothing else you’ve ever seen before isn't enough.

There Are No Bad Artists, only BAD ART

A particularly nauseating example of Bad Hippy Art.

There is one defining aspect that separates Bad Art from Outsider Art. The outsider never attempts to out-Renoir Renoir but to paint honestly,
whereas the artist who creates Bad Art believes, deep in the very core of their being, down to their very marrow,
that if Renoir were alive to see the homage paid to him in Still Life with Snoutless Dog, he (Renoir) would weep with joy.

Where Can One Find Bad Art?

One generally finds Bad Art in places where other types of art fear to tread. Each year, college and university dumpsters are flooded with Bad Art tossed into them at the end of the school year. Bad Art may also be found in salvage shops, thrift stores, Goodwill Industries distribution outlets, and yard sales, where the children of the Bad Artist are only too happy to part with Fifi Ballerina in Blue because it scares the grandchildren for whom grandmother so lovingly painted it. Rock festivals and shops owned by hippies are fertile ground for those wishing to establish a collection of Bad Art. Look in particular for paintings that include wolves, dolphins, Buddha and sad-looking American Indians.

Through Bad Art Comes Freedom!

Weird, Strange, & Just Pathetically BAD

Embracing Bad Art allows you the ultimate freedom!
Followers of the Bad Art school of Art theory encourage the Art-oppressed to go to the Museums, and art galleries in your community and be vocal about what you feel about that painting on the wall. There is no need to feel as if all art deserves dour respect. Remember the Twinkle Twinkle Little Star riot following its 1871 Paris premiere? If a painting causes you to laugh out loud (or the $100,000 price tag for the piece of crap has the same effect) then do it!

Embracing Bad Art will set you free, just like it did Mrs. Fred (Genevieve) Simpkins of Marion, Ohio, who walked into a Columbus, Ohio art gallery, found a painting by the great artist “Tali,” and stubbed out her cigarette on it because she sure as hell didn’t think it was worth $10,500 dollars. Now it's worth $20,500 dollars!

By embracing Bad Art, you can walk into a Henry Moore sculpture garden and say, “What the fuck!” and really mean it.
Remember: Their epiphany is your catharsis!
Take hold of it and shake the life out of it!


Intelligent doesn't have to mean Educated.
And Creative doesn't have to mean Talented.

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techgnotic Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2014
That Bukowski quote...

Thank you so much for the comment and the artwork
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